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A toast to friendship.

That Aradhna, Ruchika’s friend should fight all these years against a hostile establishment so that her friend’s rape and suicide would not go unavenged…
That Aradhna should work so that the perpetrator of Ruchika’s violation and her family’s subsequent torture, SPS Rathore, should stand before justice and be punished…
That she should come all the way from Australia for judgement day, 19 years later, and stay on when the courts frustrated her fight once more…
That she should stop playing tennis, because every stroke would remind her of the grace that her partner Ruchika could bring to the game…

That’s more than what friends are for.

Facebook interface…

My friend T.S.Sudhir (of NDTV) said on his FB status:
Uma(Sudhir) was asked by a couple of students at Osmania University today : `”Are you from Telangana or Andhra?” Uma replied : “I am an Indian citizen.” Their response :”Oh, so that means you are from Andhra!” What have we come to?”

What did I say here?

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The ND Tiwari case has become the king-sized bed of fertile jokes. My fave is from Jarshad’s FB status:
“Serious students of physiology who have been baffled by the ex-Andhra guv’s ability to keep it up even in the “evening of his life”, may find the answer in Tiwari’s travel itinerary. He always made it a point to make Agra his transit point wherever he went. So it was always Via Agra.”

LOL!

I was not old enough to watch Star Wars when they first hit the screens in 1977. But when I did watch Star Wars finally, it blew my mind. It helped that at that stage I was a toh-tal Pantheist. George Lucas broke any conceivable cinematic mould.

Many years of Star Wars fandom later, another mad Lucas fan, James
Cameron wrote his tribute in 3D bits and bytes. For months I was living in anticipation of the release of Avatar. The early previews of the blue-faced Na’vi appeared in my dreams and naturally, I simply had to see the movie.

I did. Of course. And I think it is a good film, made by a great filmmaker, but goes nowhere near breaking the mould as Guru Lucas did. Given at some point of time in the movie you forget that nearly 95 per cent of what you see is CG-generated, that technique is flawless. You forget it. But if you nudge yourself to the fact that much of it is CG, then your mind could be blown by the bloody fantastic world of Pandora that James Cameron has created.

But, to define the film as its 3D or effects is unfair, never mind how spectacular the two are. Nothing compensates for the weak rendering of a weaker story line. Paraplegic marine Jake Sully is filling up for his dead twin brother when he takes on an Avatar to enter the world of the Na’vi, Pandora. The Na’vi, for those who have not seen the film, are 12-feet-tall humanoids who live in perfect harmony with nature.

Sully’s mission is to infiltrate the Na’vis, and is guided by a human world corporation’s greed to mine energy-bars of “Unobtainium” available in plenty in Pandora. He does that and then falls in love with Na’vi princess Neytiri, *spoiler* turns against the humans when the latter raid Pandora in an allegorical reference to American invasions, past and present.

Here, Cameron borrows Lucas’ concept of the unifying Force which we all borrow from and give back to when we die. Here, it is Eywa, the motherlode. I know we did away with the CG, but then with Avatar, you don’t really do away with CG. It not only keeps coming back, it is everything for the film. The point, is that the scenes where the universal connect has been picturised; where the pistil-like braid ends glow to indicate the passage of the Force; the flight scenes with the birdy Ikran, are stunning.

And yet, there are only these moments that work from the film. These scenes and the final climactic fight scenes are classy and stay in your head. Problem is, they are the only scenes that do. The Force does not work for Avatar itself. It does not unify the film. The first half of a great film has no business to sag as Avatar does. It has no business getting you to squint through the heavy 3D glasses at the fluorescent hands of the watch, counting the heavy seconds to the interval.

The second half whizzes past as Jake’s appeal to Eywa works and the Force kicks in to defeat the imperialist forces, predictably. At the sound of repeating myself, yes, riveting CG there, as Jake’s avatar and his Navi brother Tsu’Tey jump on and off the fighter machines and contribute to the eventual and complete ruin of the coloniser’s well-laid plans.

The thing about re-incarnation, however, if you go by what the Buddists say, is that there will be many Boddhisatwas before a Buddha. Lesser avatars before the ‘One’ appears. Or, here, before the Force manifests itself.

Of course there is a sequel in store. Hopefully many more. Will I watch Avatar 2? You bet I will. I stand in long queues or beg for tickets to a house-full show. But I will also have my fingers crossed, hoping that Cameron, the great filmmaker that he is, will treat a storyline on a par with his effects. Okay, even if not on a par, somewhere there?

And, Eywa, please grant Chennai an IMAX 3D theatre by then.

Well, I know its not even Christmas yet. But since I’m the kind of person that really has never had a serious new year resolution in all the new years I’ve so far lived through, it takes some extra effort.
So this new year, I will:

* Watch Avatar (Check. Watching tomorrow. Haw haw)
* Buy a Canon DSLR (The camera I intended to buy last December)
* Make O2 my life (The gym. Duh.)
* Write a book (There, I said it.)
* Lay my hands on the Elder Wand and destroy Voldemort (He’s dead already?)
* Propose the solution for climate change
* Do yoga class/music class/painting class/Hindi class/Spanish class (At least one)
* Complete the half-written drafts on this blog. (Or delete them. Haw Haw)
* Acquire more equanimity (Breathe deep.)
* Eat less chocolate (Since I used up 2010′s quota this year! :< )
* Find a good cook and simultaneously find courage to sack the current bad one (Shudder!!!)
* Do less net (How?)
* Learn swimming (Can float already if means anything.)

Merry Christmas folks and have a grand new year, I SAY!!

Telengana is a bad idea

Secession is a tongue twister if you think about it. Sufficient reason to keep off it, one would think? Apparently not.
Telengana is a great mistake. In a federal democracy, breakaway states send the wrong message. We might soon have twice the number of states as we have today. Bifurcate Andhra tomorrow and how are you going to turn away other separatist movements? Bodoland, Kashmir…
But giving the evil his due, I suspect KCR too was taken by pleasant surprise with P.Chidambaram’s annoncement on Telengana. He might have expected the Centre to take shelter in a tried-and-tested-method of democratic procrastination or negotiation – set up a committee of retired High Court or Supreme Court judges to look into the possibility of bifurcating Telengana. For this, he was ready to get his kidneys shot. For this, I suspect, he would have given up his fast.
As Andhra burns, I’m tempted to ask a certain lady-who-shall-not-be-named, “Why?”

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Even as I try to unify my many blogs in the spirit of spurning secession, do check the photoblog. Updated.

Random

Hey, was that you I saw at the Church last Sunday?
No, that was my altar ego!

heee ha ha ha! :) I’m so impressed with myself.
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And, oh, the photoblog’s updated too. There is a link on the right palette.

Jlt

… I can float ever since I stopped being afraid of the sea.

… My table tennis serve is an ace. The rest of my game is not in the same league.

… The worm in my left knee is still there. Wriggling more than ever.

… My cook sucks. Apart from low IQ, she’s probably the worst cook on earth.

… I hate beetroot.

… Secession is also, strangely, about belonging.

… I want to see Paa.

… The mind does not wander enough.

… Will a friend enjoy reading Harry Potter for the first time?

… This post.

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